These are dark times, young Cuke!
Seduced by artificially lower prices, people don't even want to know where their food comes from.
A growing resistance called the Organic Rebellion is fighting back!
Help me, Obi-wan Cannoli, you're my only hope!
That's no moon, that's a melon! The Death Melon! That giant fruit threatens us all!
Darth Tator. He's now more chemical than vegetable.